Listing-style Jokes
The
Vocabulary List
College
Vocabulary
- EXTRA CREDIT: (n) What you
wish you had on your credit card.
- MAJOR: (n) Area of study that
no longer interests you.
- VENDING MACHINE: (n) A coin
operated device for dispensing breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- WORK-STUDY: (n) Two things not
done by a majority of students.
- DORM ROOM: (n) A small
closet-like area inhabited by a pair of incompatible people.
Source: Good Clean
Fun
Watch out for these computer
viruses:
- PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This
revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk
attack: Once, if by LAN; twice if by C.
- POLITICALLY CORRECT
VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself
as an "electronic micro-organism."
- AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS:
You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
- STAR TREK VIRUS:
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone
before.
Source: Random
Silliness
Computer
Terms:
BIT: A word
used to describe computers, as in "Our son's
computer cost quite a bit."
CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional
food computer users
eat
to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.
ERROR: What you made the first time you walked
into a computer
showroom to "just look."
HARDWARE: Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and
other
heavy equipment
you haven't laid a finger on since getting
your computer.
PARENTS'
DICTIONARY
- DUMBWAITER: one who asks if
the kids would care to order dessert.
- FEEDBACK: the inevitable
result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained
- carrots.
- FULL NAME: what you call your
child when you're mad at him.
- GRANDPARENTS: the people who
think your children are
- wonderful even though they're
sure you're not raising them right.
- INDEPENDENT: how we want our
children to be as long as they do
- everything we
say.
- OW: the first word spoken by
children with older siblings
- TOP BUNK: where you should
never put a child wearing
- Superman
jammies.
- WHODUNIT: none of the kids
that live in your house
Source: Steve's Joke
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